Teddy Keaton Hired as New Allen University Football Head Coach

Football is returning to Allen University after nearly 15 years. On Thursday, January 4th, Mr. Teddy Keaton was introduced as Allen’s new head football coach. Coach Keaton arrived at the end of two days of employee meetings in time to say how delighted he is to be a part of Allen’s return to the sport he has devoted his life to. “…I’m excited by the challenge and the opportunity and look forward to building powerful teams like the ones Allen fielded generations ago…”

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